Urinal Cake

For whatever reason, we have a lot of problems at work with the bathrooms smelling absolutely terrible. The best part? The worst smelling bathroom is less than 50 feet from my office. So in someone’s brilliance, they decided to get one of those little toilet bowl cleaner and air freshener things you hang in your toilet. Great, at least we’ll have something for the people that forget to spray some nasty air freshener…

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It’s kinda funny when people walk out of the bathroom carrying the aroma of the air freshener, because you know what they were doing and you know they smell. I donno, I always laugh about it as I walk by.

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So this hanging cleaner disk smells. It smells just like a urinal cake. Ask any guy (and some girls too) what it smells like when you walk into a cheap public men’s room…it smells like this pungent menthol eucalyptus scent that about knocks you over. That’s what this freaking toilet bowl cleaner is! I swear it’s a plastic hanger with a freaking urinal cake in it.

Needless to say I flush the toilet 10x a day when I walk by the bathroom just to make the thing shrink and hopefully go away faster. Yes I know that’s a major waste of water; but it stinks.

I wrote this with excitement of being able to use the term “urinal cake” as many times as possible.