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But so can anyone

So today I saw a post on a local club/music board (that really is a poser haven now) about Texas being the “fattest state”, taking over for Michigan…more specifically Detroit. Drama ensued because someone didn’t like the ranking system or how the statistics are calculated; whatever. The point is that I couldn’t help myself so I had to respond to the insanity with an insane comment:

Support cannibalism!

Anyone 18+ more then 100lbs overweight gets chopped up and

– “healthy” edible parts sent to starving nations

– Fat used to create fuel for new cars that run on human fat

Children under 17 that are more then 50lbs overweight

– Parents charged with abuse

– Kids sent to fat camp