Posts from the ‘what the hell’ Category
Tom Cruise
So I have yet to jump on the Tom Cruise bashing bandwagon…but I thought posting a link to Tom dancing on BET would be in order.
Tom breaks down and shows the world he can (err can’t) dance.
Have a grenade
Reading the news headlines this week I came across this one: “Here’s your grenade — you want fries with that? [Reuters.com]” Needless to say, I was a little curious and read the story, check out the snippet and you might want to read it too!
“Occasionally during the use of imported potatoes from Belgium and northern France, ordnance debris from the First and Second World War is found,” McCain said in a statement.” [full story]
TV Comercial
I got a nice laugh out of this one today. Psycho Ex-Girlfriend.
I love TV comercials mixed with a little reality -the comments from some of the guys are classic.
Ides of March
I just want to shout “Beware the Ides of March!” nonstop today. Why? I think it’s funny to scare people. After all, isn’t it funny to think someone [Julius Caesar] was assassinated 2050 years ago today and because of that you can say silly nonsensical babble? I donno…maybe I’m just weird.
p.s. Don’t forget to say “Et tu Brute?” at least once today…just for me.
I love this website PostSecret (as most of you know), but I might be annoyed with the flood of Valentine’s Day postcards. Yuck. As if the cards were not depressing enough to start with now I have to think about love during the largest commercial holiday next to Christmas! Blah.
Urinal Cake
For whatever reason, we have a lot of problems at work with the bathrooms smelling absolutely terrible. The best part? The worst smelling bathroom is less than 50 feet from my office. So in someone’s brilliance, they decided to get one of those little toilet bowl cleaner and air freshener things you hang in your toilet. Great, at least we’ll have something for the people that forget to spray some nasty air freshener…
[tangent]
It’s kinda funny when people walk out of the bathroom carrying the aroma of the air freshener, because you know what they were doing and you know they smell. I donno, I always laugh about it as I walk by.
[back to the story]
So this hanging cleaner disk smells. It smells just like a urinal cake. Ask any guy (and some girls too) what it smells like when you walk into a cheap public men’s room…it smells like this pungent menthol eucalyptus scent that about knocks you over. That’s what this freaking toilet bowl cleaner is! I swear it’s a plastic hanger with a freaking urinal cake in it.
Needless to say I flush the toilet 10x a day when I walk by the bathroom just to make the thing shrink and hopefully go away faster. Yes I know that’s a major waste of water; but it stinks.
I wrote this with excitement of being able to use the term “urinal cake” as many times as possible.
.: the babbling dweeb :. 