Posts from the ‘horoscope’ Category

Scorpio – InfoSpace

You know, sometimes I think the people that write horoscopes have bad days too. Like writers block; but more of a “I just want to f**k with people today” type of moments. What the hell does this mean? Will I get fired today only to find out it’s a joke? When in reality I see the joke before the first move and in retaliation for the humor one year later I fire someone…but I really mean it? This world is just crazy sometimes.

“This isn’t the best time to play the perfect April Fools’ trick on you — but that may not stop the pranksters. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should let them have it, even though you might want to — and don’t confide that sentiment to a coworker, either. Hang onto the inspiration. Then next year at this time, you can play a prank on them and not be accused of trying to get even. After all, who’d suspect you after that long?”
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace

Scorpio – InfoSpace

Wait, what? Tough times…does that count: being a little hung over this morning, still crabby from work yesterday, realizing you f-ed up something related to a purchase for work, realizing you have to build the largest Erector(TM) set you have ever seen…and you can’t focus today, wishing you were still asleep, working on the wrong project yesterday by accident, sending out an email with date specific data where the data was correct but the date was not, wondering if you forgot to pay a bill? I hope so.

Hopefully no one comes to me today looking for advice or a shoulder to cry on because I SOOOoooo do not have the patience for it today.

“If anyone can deal with tough times, it’s you. So when a dear one mentions a last-minute problem that’s really got them floored, you’ll do for them what you’d do for yourself under similar circumstances: You’ll help them come up with possible solutions, and remind them that the unexpected detour around an obstacle often turns out to be better than the original path itself.”
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace

Scorpio – InfoSpace

Why do I even bother reading this crap? I better listen to my intuition eh? Right, well it says that I should watch my back for people that might want to stab it all the while I should be on vacation on some sunny sandy beach while drinking a pina colada from a hallowed out coconut with a paper umbrella and pineapple slices pinned to the side.

Hopefully my guardian angel can double as a bartender, stripper and a loving supportive significant other…now that would make my day! After all those are the important things in life right? :)

“You know the expression about being in the right place at the right time? Prepare to familiarize yourself with it on a very personal level, but don’t take it for granted. For the moment, it’s going to feel like there’s a veritable team of guardian angels on duty, all of whom are silently guiding you in the right direction at the right moment. In short, better listen carefully to your intuition.”
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace

Scorpio – InfoSpace

Right…wouldn’t I need a special someone to spend the evening with? I have a business meeting tonight; no chicas on the horizon. I hate horoscopes. :)

“There are lots of little-known facts about your sign, mostly because you’re so private that you don’t tell most people all that much about yourself. One of those facts is that you’re really quite romantic — once your attention has truly been captured. Whoever you’re spending the evening with is about to find out just how romantic you are — to their utter delight. Keep it a secret until the very end!”

Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace