Plans
Why is it that once you get all your ducks in a row, plan weeks ahead, double check your numbers and get ready to make a decision on something…24 hours beforehand, the stakes change and you have to start all over again?
Bah. Maybe it builds character.
“Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.”
– Bertrand Russell
[Chichén ltzá]
Oops
I think I botched this up…I skipped December and January. Hmmm…I need a new tactic with this one. Like use the word “the” and then attack every blog I read with spammed-comments about word of the month on my blog. That’s kinda lame…
I might smell retirement for this one.
Oh look a quiz
Yeay…this was a boring one. Ha…oh the memories.
[X] I’ve run away from home
[X] I listen to political music
[X] I collect comic books.
[X] I shut others out when I’m sad
[ ] I open up to others easily
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[ ] I watch the news
[X] I own over 5 rap Cds
[X] I own something from Hot Topic
[X] I love Disney movies (umm I like…like them)
[X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes
[X] I don’t kill bugs (try not too, most of the time I put them back outside)
[X] I curse regularly
[ ] I have “x”s in my screen name.
[X] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a real conversation
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I bake well
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[X] I have a job
[ ] I love Martha Stewart.
[ ] I am in love/like with someone.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[X] I am self conscious.
[X] I like to laugh.
[ ] I smoke a pack a day.
[ ] I loved Go Ask Alice.
[ ] I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
[ ] I can’t swallow pills.
[X] I have many scars (small ones all over)
[X] I’ve been out of this country
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room
[ ] I am really ticklish
[ ] I love chocolate!!
[ ] I bite my nails (not anymore)
[X] I am comfortable with being me.
[ ] I play computer games/video games when I’m bored
[X] Gotten lost in the city
[X] Saw a shooting star.
[X] I had Surgery.
[ ] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[X] I have kissed a stranger. **UPDATE: Apparently I lied.**
[X] Hugged a stranger.
[x] been in a fist fight with the same sex.
[X] Laughed and had milk/soda come out of your nose
[X] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[X] Made out in an elevator
[x] Swore at your parents.
[X] Kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] Been skydiving…
[ ] Been bungee jumping.
[ ] Broken a bone.
[X] Played spin the bottle.
[X] Gotten stitches
[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[X] Bitten someone.
[X] Been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] Gotten the chicken pox.
[X] Crashed into a car
[ ] Been to Japan
[X] Ridden in a taxi.
[X] Shoplifted.
[ ] Been fired.
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[X] Stole something from your job.
[ ] Gone on a blind date.
[X] Had a crush on a teacher/coach…
[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] Been to Europe.
[ ] Slept with a co-worker (um…no comment)
[ ] Been married
[ ] Gotten divorced.
[X] Saw someone/something dying.
[X] Driven over 400 miles in one day.
[X] Been to Canada.
[X] Been on a plane.
[X] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] Thrown up in a bar.
[X] Eaten Sushi.
[X] Been snowboarding.
[ ] Been skiing.
[X] Been ice skating.
[x] Met someone in person from the internet
[X] Been to a motocross show.
[X] Going to or have gone to college.
[ ] Done hard drugs
[X] Taken painkillers.
[X] Cheated on someone else
Sneeze
Why is it when you sneeze and the spray bounces off your hand and back under your nose that sometimes it smells like “clean” dog breath or a dog’s wet nose? It’s weird.
I think need to get some gum…
Lazy people
I know I complained about people in my office before -yes we still had this soap problem last week, almost a year after I wrote that. This time, however, we have a printer issue.
This woman comes to me because she has trouble printing. I look at the printer and see that she has put two side-by-side stacks of paper in a tray that is set up for large paper. I wanted to slap her. In any printer there is either a fixed size tray or adjustable tray. in either setting the paper is always in the tray tight. 90% of the time there is a sticker for the paper size or when you look in the tray you can see where the tabs are set and what paper size they are set at. Some computer nerd didn’t set this up so you have to be a rocket scientist, they were set up so anyone could change the paper.
I get more questions about our printers, that end up with me adding paper to a printer then I do any other questions here. It’s ridiculous. I don’t understand how such lazy people stay employed. Sure it’s great to have job security by working with a few morons…but I’d rather spend my day working on other issues and not wiping people’s noses.
Blah.
.: the babbling dweeb :. 