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No it’s not Friday, but this blog [Waiter Rant] is awesome and this post is f-ing hilarious!
Humor of the week
I haven’t done a “what the hell” in a little while I figured this was fitting. Besides it’s funny…well in a stupid potty mouth (yes I just said “potty mouth”) type of way. Whatever, just read it!
BODY MEETING :
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “I should be in charge,” said the brain, “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen”. “I should be in charge,” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.” “I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all of you energy.” “I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.” “I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “because I allow the body to see where it goes.” “I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The a$$hole is usually in charge !!
Oh you know you laughed!
– bd
I’m agent Smith
Scorpio – InfoSpace
Well it looks like a 180 [meaning: it’s “turned around” thus 180 degrees would be completely turning around to the opposite direction…right, you knew that] from the last one I posted…this one actually makes sense!
I thought it would be a good idea to tear my room apart -a yearly event- and reorganize. I come so close to getting it just how I want, but one little thing will still tick me off. This time I decided to go big. So far, I am happy…but it still looks like a few bombs went off and there was an explosion of CDs, computers and clothes. It needs a little work but I should be done soon. Hell I might even get crazy and post pictures! After all it is a freaking palace…right, large box equals a palace in my world.
“You’re ready to focus on more practical things now — like your home. Of course, that can mean one of several things. You may want to do an entire makeover of a room, for example, from the ground floor up. But you may also be thinking about moving. Either way, you’ll be happy to pull out all the stops and do it up big. Don’t stop yourself. It’s time to make changes, both inside and out.”
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace
Happy Holidays
Wow it’s the holidays again and lord knows I still need to do my shopping. I have no idea what to get uncle Joe or my great aunt Sue. I’ll be embarrassed like I am every year and have to quickly go to the dollar store before it closes and wrap the presents in last Sunday’s comics. Happy Holidays from BD@BS!!
“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.”
– Mark Twain
Scorpio – InfoSpace
You know, sometimes I think the people that write horoscopes have bad days too. Like writers block; but more of a “I just want to f**k with people today” type of moments. What the hell does this mean? Will I get fired today only to find out it’s a joke? When in reality I see the joke before the first move and in retaliation for the humor one year later I fire someone…but I really mean it? This world is just crazy sometimes.
“This isn’t the best time to play the perfect April Fools’ trick on you — but that may not stop the pranksters. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should let them have it, even though you might want to — and don’t confide that sentiment to a coworker, either. Hang onto the inspiration. Then next year at this time, you can play a prank on them and not be accused of trying to get even. After all, who’d suspect you after that long?”
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace
.: the babbling dweeb :. 