Posts from the ‘random question’ Category

Haircut

Why would anyone be scared of a haircut?
Why does getting a haircut feel so good?

I love getting my haircut.
I love talking like I’m 5.

Food

Why does breakfast food always taste good any time of the day…just like ice cream?

Song

Why is the song “You’re beautiful” by James Blunt not getting old after being played on repeat for two days straight?

…Just started play number 48 in iTunes.

I have $10 that says I hate the song by Friday.

Fire

Why is it that an interoffice email has to go out to tell everyone: “Please do not put cardboard or paper next to the furnace.” ???

Not to answer my own question and not to surprise you; however, we did have one go out from the president of the company last year telling everyone they must flush the toilets when they were finished in the bathroom.

My office has about 35 people in it. We all know who doesn’t flush, doesn’t refill the soap, doesn’t refill the toilet paper, puts cardboard next to the furnace and breaks the equipment (before walking away)…yet they still have a job.

I love corporate America.

Plans

Why is it that once you get all your ducks in a row, plan weeks ahead, double check your numbers and get ready to make a decision on something…24 hours beforehand, the stakes change and you have to start all over again?

Bah. Maybe it builds character.

Sneeze

Why is it when you sneeze and the spray bounces off your hand and back under your nose that sometimes it smells like “clean” dog breath or a dog’s wet nose? It’s weird.

I think need to get some gum…