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I like tequila
I also like to make my friends sick…I mean, I like to see them have a good time. Friday night while talking with my roommate I realized I had not been out to let loose since my birthday and for some reason I was on a mission to have fun and see my friends have fun as well.
I brought a bottle of tequila back from Mexico for my roommate and I to consume -I should say: to hopefully consume over multiple nights. Apparently 6 people can drink 1/3 the bottle before going to the bar within 10 minutes. After eating left-over pasta, I had my 4 shots, so I was ready to go…to the bar…to drink more.
After a few Guinness’s to ease the pain in my stomach I became the Jägermeister Nazi and forced everyone to have shot after shot of Jager. Mmm yummy!
It doesn’t matter what we did or where we went. We had a designated driver who was kind enough to slow down so I could get sick on the highway. My roommate was kind enough to get sick on himself to save the car. Oh yea, and my other buddy who passed out on the couch got sick when he went home.
The next morning all of them said they had an awesome time. Apparently we just forgot that we are not 21 anymore and pretty much became lazy bums all day on Saturday.
Life is good.
Haircut
Why would anyone be scared of a haircut?
Why does getting a haircut feel so good?
I love getting my haircut.
I love talking like I’m 5.
Food
Why does breakfast food always taste good any time of the day…just like ice cream?
David Hasselhoff
That boy can sing! Well, he can’t sing…but if you need a laugh on this wonderful Friday, check out:
YouTube – Hooked on a feeling.
I am bored
I was tagged by P’Nut for this meme.
The rules: The tagged victim lists 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner, mentioning the sex of said partner. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on a post letting them know they’ve been tagged. If tagged before, no need to contribute.
The meme: Target of My Perfect Partner: Female
1. Does not want kids
2. Loves hugs
3. Good street smarts (ability to use common sense)
4. Good common sense
5. Awesome sense of humor
6. Intelligent
7. Can keep up with my adventures
8. Goes by “Alex”
I tag: No one. :)
Update: I should add that no smoking and no drugs are automatically assumed…so I suppose I have a top 10.
Scorpio – InfoSpace
I thought this one started out good, then I got confused. Since when have I been torn between who to relax with? I didn’t realize I was flirting with anyone…maybe next time I can get a little clue as to who I’m flirting with before I ask the postal carrier if she wants to watch a movie tonight…besides, I’m tried and I want a nap; I don’t want to go out tonight.
“You’re so ready to relax that it’s not funny. What is funny is that you’re actually feeling torn between whom to relax with — usually not a problem for you. Should you spend another evening with a friend you’ve started flirting with, or take that new admirer up on an exciting offer? Regardless of which you choose, taking the night off to simply get some sleep shouldn’t be an option. Make some coffee, grab a shower, and rally.”
Daily Horoscope: Scorpio – InfoSpace
.: the babbling dweeb :. 